Empty Stomach + Energy Drinks + Roller Coasters

What a couple of days that was...Finished work on Friday...Drove to Dad's...Drank way too many energy drinks...Sped so I could go to the bathroom...Good times (:

Anyway moving on from my bladder...Screamworld on Friday night (: Fun fun fun! Finally convinced Trudy to go on the Tower of Terror...She cried before we got her on HAHAHA LOL (: Oh they had this lame little "rave" happening...Energy drinks and an empty stomach and roller coaster are not a good mix...Ended up feeling a little ill...But becuase I am aso hardcore there was no emptying of my stomach contents (:

Had a nice little chat with my Cody baby (: I love that kid (:

Shopping today (: Woot Pac Fair and Harbour Town (: Good fun...Had Riley all day (: Got mistaken for his mother o.O He is so affectionate (: I miss him so much ): He makes me want a baby of my own...

Oh so my wonderful sister put an open water bottle in my bag...Killed my iPod...So very very very very sad ):

Well I think that is all for now...I want garlic bread and a nap (:

Until whenever...

Through No Fault Of My Own...Maybe...

Ok so it has been a few days without blogging ): Totally devo...Anyway totally not my fault...Somehow the harddrive had corruptted itself ): No idea how but I still maintain it was not my fault (:

Hmmm....So what has been happening since I last blogged? Sweet fuck all really (: Had an awesome three day that was meant to be four day weekemd but because I am like super awesome George called me in to do barrells Tuesday (:

Work on Wednesday was interesting to say the least...Cody is still trying to convince me to break my rule...And damn him I am extremely tempted too...His solution if I don't...Just knock me out and hand me over...Hmmmm Cody I think not...

Seems to be I keep dancing at work...What can I say I was a born entertainer (: Oh and Jason(Different Jason) and Robert are convinced I am a gangster because I talk with my hands (: What can I say?? Maybe I should let my hands do the talking (Haha see what I did there?)

I guess it is true what they say and you do learn something new everyday...Apparently staunch is a colour and it doesn't suit me...Hehe...What can I say I like playing with the big boys (: Even if that means enduring their seemingly never-ending teasing and hearing things I really should not...Like today...Tyrone seems to have gotten himself a woman...Lucky gal...LOL...Anyway we think, judging by her size and the attack on his neck she swallowed a vacuum cleaner...Either that or he is way to friendly with the vacuum (: Anyway the boys were making jokes about it and Khyle was all like well she maybe a nice person, and I ever so tactful blurted out "Maybe she ate the nicer person" Comic I am (: Not very nice but hey never pretended to be nice...

Anyway that is all that I can recall of any note these past few days (: Friday tomorrow whoop whoop...Ray is back in town YAY! And DOUBLE YAY! Miss him so bad ): Oh and Dreamworld tomorrow night with the ever lovely sibling (: I wonder I could convince day to take me on road with him??

Until...The next time (:

Better Late Then Never...Right?

Hmmmm well spent the day doing chores and housework...Yeh I am awesome...Lemme just say lasanga and apple pie where totally epic...Feel so proud...At least I know if I ever need to fend for myself I can...Who am I kidding I already fend for myself...

Anyway boring day...Things didn't get good till that night...Costume party yay...So had to dress up as a letter of our name...So what do I go as burglar (: Stockings, gloves, shorts, turtleneck, boots....All black...Oooooh and a mask (: That I can't wear lol....So that is all dandy...Until I get there andthe comments start..."Oh Bronwyn, you always managed to find the shortest thing you own" Tehehe...Hmmmm well you see I may dress scantily but I always have my diginity...Without it I am nothing more than a trollop...But anyway so I just carry on...Whatever it is true I always manage to sexify (?) any costume...Night wears on...Everyone getting their drunk on..."Hey let us take the party downtown..." So I call a Taxi...On the trip down Luke ends up spewing his guts up (Taxi did pull over and let him out first...) So he gets a taxi home (:

When we finally get downtown...Totally feeling it...Had a few fellas compliment me (Gosh darn it made me feel pretty hot lol) Unfortunately Anna is all I am tired and my feet hurt blah blah blah...Even though she agreed to come down...So basically no dancing and no drinking I start to sober up...Still feeling it though...But a couple of hours later we end up heading back to her house...

Taxi ride back...We have Dianne's partner with us, Aidan...And this is where my "friends" basically came out and called me a whore and everything is wrong with me...Thanks guys you know just how to make me feel warm and fuzzy inside...But what I did notice is it seems to be girls that call me a whore...Jealous much? So I get Dianne to drive me home cause if I stay their I am going to rage and someone...So on the trip back Di know's I am in a really really really black mood so she tries and cheers me up..She is awesome love her long time...She said don't beat yourself up about it...You are full of spirit and a wonderful person...Nawww thanks...So many the haters need to stop judging..For you may judge me but only after you have judged yourself (:

OMG! It may just have been the booze in my system but I could swear I heard someone try and break in last night when I got home..So me being awesome and stuff go suss it out...With a huge ass knife...Said knife stayed on my nightstand for the rest if the night (:...Totally hardcore...

But in the end I have learnt a valuable lesson and I have made another rule...No drinking unless it is with people you actually value me as a person and if they call me a whore they are not good enough...Also if they are not careful they will end the night with a broken nose (: Missing Jason...He was so much fun out on the town LOL (:

Until later today when I do Sunday's blog (:

So I am lazy...What of it?? (:

Whoops missed a day...You get that...

Thursday (:

Hmmm not much happened at work...Except they played awesome music all day...Therefore it is Kyhle's fault that there is not good music on (He is a jinx...Whenever he is not there the radio has good music on) Discovered Tyrone's woman is either part vacuum or just ate the bloody thing...My money is on the eating of it...His neck looks like someone tried to eat him...So many hickeys...Huge dark disgusting hickeys...

I think that is all...I can't really remember Thursday..Shit son...

Friday (:

YAY!! FRIDAY!! FOUR DAY WEEKEND!! YEH BOII!! Just a tad bit excited about that (: Hmmmmmm to drink or not to drink tomorrow night...Still undecided...

Was an excellent day at work (: I am Cody's confident and he is mine (: It is awesome (: And if either "piggie" or "hottie" hurt him I will shink their face off (COD term..Deal with it)...Bloody Micheal scared me today...In front of the new guy...Shame...At least I did not blush (: That is a bonus I guess...Got assaulted by a broom...Thanks floor boy you retard (: Pretty sure I will break my rule...I kinda really want to..Damn him...

It is official...I am awesome and Master Chef has nothing on me...Homemade apple pie and lasanga...Both from scratch...Domestic fucking goddess I am...Why am I still single? LOL guess God doesn't like me that much (:

Anway I think I shall leave it here, time for a friendly family game of scrabble...Bring it bitches (:

Until...Whenever I write next (:

Don't Be A Rambo...

I love that feeling you get when you wake up and you just know it is going to be a good day...And it was (: Was totally hardcore at work (19 barrels bitches) and not only that I was on fire with trimming (: Raged so bad today though...Stupid David Gray taking forever to empty the tubs...Like seriously dude staring at the chickens will not make them magically leap onto the shoot...

Oh god...Cody and Kyhle decided that they would reword "Three Words" around Cameron and I...It was actually quite funny becuse the text was three words (: Jason Waldron was getting on my nerves...Alot today...Seriously you are not funny and you irritate the shit out of me and I just want to smack you in the face...That reminds me I was meant to punch you in the mouth...But you chickened out...Pussy...

Couldn't jog today...Have a blister ): But I did walk...Unfortunately Mr Incrediable Smelling Jogger Man was not out today ): Was looking at my shoes today...They look so tiny...And cute...I think they are the final motivation that got me joggin in the first place...That and I am paranoid about getting fat (:

Seriously starting to think there is something in the water...I know of at least 5 people up the duff...Guess who is drinking filtered bottled water from now on?? =D

Anyway that is it for today...SLEEP IN TOMORROW!! YAY!!

Today's random fact: The span of your arms stretched out is equal to your height (:

Until tomorrow...

Feeling a little bit evil cancelled on the chiro cause it is cold and I wanteed to sort through my wardrobe...

So I feel awesome and stuff (:

Oh no....Was all snug in my bed when I hear the bathroom door...Shit..."Mum! What time is it?" "You're still here? I thought you started at 5:30." Whoops looks like in my infinite wisdom I had changed my alarm to pm instead of am...FML...At least George was cool with my late arrival...Even if he now calls me Cranky Smurf =.= He is shorter than me and wears a blue hat...But apart from rocking up late it was an excellent day at the slaughterhouse (: Kept up and was able to help out tenderloins and do some boning...

Yet another one is up the duff...It is like a disease...A rapidly spreading disease...Maybe their is something in the water...But when you think about it baby's are like parasites...They leech of you for 9 months...But at least you get to name them (: When and if I ever reproduce I will tell them that Mummy had them cut out like a tumor but she still loves you (: My children are going to grow up awesome even if they do develope a complex...

Feeling very very very very active today...I went for a jog...I know I am shocked...But there you go LOL...Pretty sure it paid off too...I encountered not once but twice a jogger of the male variety and God did he smell good (: At least today I made an effort to look slightly human...What is it with people in cars staring? Have you not seen a female jogger before?? And is slowing your hunk of junk down really necessary?? Seriously scum get a life (: I think I got beeped at too :0

Hmm well I think that is all the interesting things I did today...Oooh I went and bought sweatpants because I am that hardcore...And I was like yeh they are an 8 get them home and they are infact an 18 FML...Welll at least if my arse grows anymore they will fit (:

Until tomorrow...

And today's random fact: The King of Hearts is the only one without a moustache...

Why Are Titles So Hard Sometimes?

If I do not acknowledge the Monday...The Monday can not acknowledge me...Unfortunately as wonderful as that statement sounds it is sadly very untrue...The Monday still acknowledged me ): Wasn't a bad day work...Pretty fun actually (: Had the Rush brothers working in front of me...God they are funny (: And Cody should be so very proud of me...I was actually making an effort to talk to Kyle...And it was polite talk too (:

Gah I think there should be a rule where whatever you do drunk should be discussed for no longer than a week after the fact...Yes I made out with Cameron...Yes I was dancing a little suggestively...Yes I shot down his "Can we root?" text with a "Not tonight"...No I don't need to be reminded constantly about it...Ok, thanks (: I guess that will teach me to hang with Jason downtown...I swear there are no secrets in that place...Every little thing I do/say is noticed and then repeated until the whole room knows...I don't know if I should be pleased that they actually listen or disturbed that they pay that much attention to me...Am I really that fascinating? I mean yeh I have a pretty amazing if not bizarre repertoire of facial expressions...But does that really mean that I should be constantly monitored?

It is oh so very nice to finish at lunch time (: Got to have a nap!! YAY!! I know I am old what of it? I love naps (: Best thing ever after a snuggy (: Thanks dad, you know how to get my love...Spent the whole weekend in it, onlt to discover it got chocolate on it ): Such a slob I am...What can I say? I like to chill on my weekends...No make-up, sweatpants, hoodie, uggies, snuggy, munchies and a good book pretty sure that combination makes for a pretty fucking epic chill session (:

Last official day of Autumn...Hmmm now maybe people won't correct me when I am really starting to dislike Winter...Which is totally weird cause it used to be my favourite season...I guess getting up at 4:30 every morning for work has had an adverse effect on my fondness for winter...

On a totally unrelated and random note...Rocked out to 90's tunes in the car today...God how I have missed them...Greatest period of music...Hmmmm maybe not...The 80's were pretty epic too (:

And another random thought...The book Mick gave me to read is excellent...I was a bit doubtful...I mean it is an Australian author (Yes I know how very unpatriotic of me..Bad, Bronwyn) But wow...There is one part where they type "Nikola Tesla Project Piggie" and this phrase gets the NSA after them...I want to type it in and see what happens...If the NSA picks it up my screen should go black and then turn back on...As if it experienced a power surge...And then my car should be bombed a couple of days later (: BRB

Ok typed it in...Nothing...What a let down...Yet another book that lies LMFAO (: But I have decided that Nikola Tesla is my favourite inventor of all time (:

Well I think that is enough prattling for today...Until tomorrow...


I had an idea...At the end of each blog now I am going to write a quirky little fact (:

Today's fact is a scumbag is a used condom...Kinda makes sense..In a gross way...